I can envision it now. Obama is walking down the sidewalk and Newtie is following close behind him.
Stalking. Suddenly, Obama whirls around with a snarl on his face and stomps his foot on the walk real hard for Newtie to see. Then all at once the sound of air escapes from Newtie, his eyes open wide,his bloated stomach suddenly goes away, but the seat of his baggy pants inflates like a big balloon.
You can probably imagine the rest of the story for yourself!